Give All of Your Money To Body Sized Dragon Throats RIGHT NOW
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD YOU GUYS
CROWDFUNDED BODY SIZED DRAGON THROATS AND/OR STOMACHS
THIS VIDEO I CAN'T EVEN
Dragomaw, from our previous overly excited post, have started a crowdfunding campaign to go beyond headsized toys and make full body tubes. They already have $6400 of the $10k needed to make this work of art happen.
GO GIVE THEM ALL THE MONEY I MEAN REALLY HOW COULD YOU NOT
LOOK
And if you don't want a throat YOU CAN GET A STOMACH OH MY GOD
And if you can't afford $2500 for a throat or a stomach YOU CAN GET DRAGON SCENTED DROOL LUBE.
DRAGON. SCENTED. DROOL. LUBE.
THIS IS WHY I RUN THIS WEBSITE.
FROM THE TIME OF THIS WRITING YOU ONLY HAVE 34 DAYS LEFT TO INVEST. DO SO.
Coming to Slashdong May 2014: A post on what dragon breath smells like.