The Vibrator Control Protocol

Over on the opendildonics.org wiki, there's been some talk of nailing down a standardized protocol for open source sex toys so we don't have to support a million different communications ideas in software. However, it looks like this has been going on for longer than we've been talking about it. The Vibrator Control Protocol was written as a April Fool's RFC back in 2003, to do just this sort of thing. Wonder if the creator knew there'd be people seriously looking at it some day.