Amazon Sells Sex Toys: A Sex Toy Modder's DREAM

79 CENT VIBRATORS.

7 FUCKING 9 CENT VIBRATORS.

Who CARES if you fuck it up, the motor inside the thing is worth more than 79 cents! Buy a bunch! Mod your brains out!

AND YOU CAN BUY BACON THERE TOO!

Bacon and Sex Toys, together at last!