Will sex in games ever actually be sexy?

We've come from Custer's Revenge and Beat'um and Eat'um, thru Cobra Mission and the other MegaTech games, a horrible amount of HGames, and all the way up to 7 Sins. Yet, no matter how many lesbians you make in The Sims (It's a tripod site people, so be kind), or corpses you teabag in Halo, there's just no getting over the fact that sex in games simply isn't sexy. It's silly at best, and horrifyingly disgusting at worse (PyramidHead rape scene in Silent Hill 2 comes to mind). This article in the Guardian blog gives an overview of why sex in games sucks, and what needs to be done to bring back that lovin' feeling.

Slashdong: For all of your "how many links can we throw in one post about a blog article", er, well researched post needs.